Friday, October 4, 2013

Boxers or Briefs?

swamp_illustration

You don’t scare me, swamp-thing,

Because I’m picturing you in your underwear.

Come get me, I dare you!

I’m waiting…

Oh, for pity’s sake.

You did forget to put pants on, didn’t you?

 

http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/2013/10/trifextra-week-eighty-eight.html

Photo credit: Dan Duford at poisonedplayground.com

23 comments:

  1. Funny, quippy, wonderful!!!
    I love when you make me giggle!!
    TGIF Val!
    :)

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  2. Oh you made me laugh out loud thanks for that:) Hug B

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  3. 1st - He wasn't expecting company, so who can blame him...
    2nd - Pants are overrated anyway.
    :-D

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  4. Ha! Love it, Valerie! Pants-less swamp-things are the worst. ;)

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  5. Awww, give the poor guy a break. We all have those days!

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  6. Pants or no pants, there will probably be shrinkage! You do know about "shrinkage", eh? :) Probably best not to picture the bottom half of a zombie anyway. Thanks for a smile-inducing post, Valerie. :)

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  7. Haha! Love this. I knew from the title this was going to be a good one.

    Great job, my friend!

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  8. Agree with Ivy, this title had me intrigued! Great voice in this, love the perspective. Thanks for linking up!

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  9. He's probably scarier in underwear...

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  10. Hehe! I love this Valerie! If every I get scared of the monsters in my closet or under my bed I will ask myself "Boxers or Briefs?!"

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  11. Hi Valerie :)) The power of distraction, eh?? Such a unique, fun take on the prompt! Well done you, as always :)))

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  12. Oh yes, that public speaking distraction.. though nothing works for me. Except maybe this, a swamp thing with no pants. I love it!

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  13. Delightful take on the prompt. Thanks :-)

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  14. Ha!ha!I could not stop laughing at the imagery here Valerie-poor Zombie-must have burned with shame ;-)A great take:-)

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  15. You are clever! What a hoot this was to read and, as usual, I liked your take on the picture prompt. There's nothing to me than coming to someone's site and leaving with a laugh.

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